If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Randomize
