I want to have your abortion
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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