Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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