I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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