Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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