I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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