Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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