worst night to have a conscience
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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