just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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