3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
You don't make any sense
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