So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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