He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
These tits shall not be calmed
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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