this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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