Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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