I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
found the other keg... it's in the tree
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He called his prostate his "boner button".
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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