idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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