super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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