I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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