Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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