So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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