He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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