i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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