When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Randomize
