okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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