so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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