its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm determined to sit on that face.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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