Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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