love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You can't special order awesome
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Randomize
