Joe is yelling at the trees again.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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