sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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