I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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