i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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