waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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