the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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