you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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