I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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