some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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