Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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