Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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