She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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