Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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