Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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