Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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