We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
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