Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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