Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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