Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize
