He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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