you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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