So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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