ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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