I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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