What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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