Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
