My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
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